GarishGreg

maddyrobien:

phenomenarwhal:

sqvad:

im fuckin crying

It took me several times to see the employee getting massacred by that raft.


Do you see that guy in the back just scoot away omg

Best thing since I discovered bubble baths

maddyrobien:

phenomenarwhal:

sqvad:

im fuckin crying

It took me several times to see the employee getting massacred by that raft.

Do you see that guy in the back just scoot away omg

Best thing since I discovered bubble baths


Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe?
Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe?

(Source: alesusknowles)

Happy birthday Mr. President

Happy birthday Mr. President

Enzo’s Haiku by Greg
Enzo Ferrari
Pioneer of luxury and speed
A perfect couple

Enzo’s Haiku by Greg

Enzo Ferrari

Pioneer of luxury and speed

A perfect couple

2 Haikus from an 8th Grade Assignment

The cat is quite fat
He is very unhealthy
The cats eats a lot

Nature is peaceful
It can go undisturbed forever
At least until man

xoxo

Garish Greg

In 8th Grade We Wrote Letters to Our Future Selves and I Realized How Stupid I Was

I added (numbers) to show how I feel towards this loser. Here is my letter with typos in all it’s pathetic glory.

2.22.11

Dear Greg,

Hi, it’s Greg from 2 years before. I would describe myself emotionally and socially pretty well but, it could always be better (1). Nothing interesting is really happening right now in my life but, if you watch all the interesting protests in the world they are interesting (2). I think dating in the 8th grade is kind of stupid and pointless as 99.99% of the time the “relationship” goes no where (3). I think my only pet peve is clean, white tennis shoes (4). I usually shine my shoes everyday (5). To goals I would like to accomplish are 1. Graduating high school, 2. Getting better grades 9-12 grade (6). I don’t really have any reasons I want to accomplish the goals. I think they would just make me successful if I complete them (7). Two though decisions I had to decide was, blackberry or android. I picked blackberry and the second was (8). I cant think of anything. Factors that influenced them is how many people have one and how much they enjoy them. Three things I like about myself are my hair, my clothes, and my ability to make a lot of money (9). My self-esteem helps me make decisions mostly as a tool to see how stupid I look if I make a bad decision. If there was alcohol or drugs being passed around at a place I was at I would probably just ignore it and try to avoid trying it (10). Love and sex are different because love is when you really like someone more than their body (11). Someone would benefit from being sexually abstinent a lot because there would be no sexual risks for them (12). Some qualities I want in a person are smart, funny, successful, nice, and nice eyes or just a female perfect version of me (13). I think 1 way you can safely show affection are gifts. Everyone likes gifts. I don’t know what I would do today to ensure being sexually abstinent (14). I plan mostly to make money and hang out with friends (15). I don’t plan on buying anything big this summer either but something will come up. 2 things I would like to reminisce about are: I started 2.22.11 homework at 10 o clock and stopped at 2 and woke up a 5:45 and finished it off (16). And how much I’m in love with my blackberry and hope I still have the phone in the next 2 years rest of my life (17). 

1. You were a depressed loner in 8th grade who was suicidal. 

2. Playing with rocks is interesting too! 

3. You’re just in denial because your crush is dating someone

4. It’s peeve and I don’t like your white Puma tennis shoes.

5. Get a friend faget!!

6. Way to set easy goals!

7. Ya think?

8. That doesn’t make sense. Stop huffing paint!

9. Get dat money you self absorbed prick

10. Just try it you prude!

11. That will melt their hearts

12. Ya don’t say?

13. Female version of you? Nice ego, but I understand why.

14. It’s not like girls are throwing themselves at you! 

15. Get dat paper.

16. No one cares! Especially me!

17. You had it for 5 months and it sucked!

Moral: We all change over time and I will probably look back at this and call myself a piece of shit, but oh well! 

XOXO 

Garish Greg